How Dangerous are Hippopotamus? Why I Loathe These Aquatic Behemoths (And You Should Too)
“Hippos have mastered the art of deception, appearing cute and docile to the unsuspecting human eye. But do not be fooled by their adorable exterior, for beneath the surface lies a heart of pure, unadulterated evil. Just like my ex-wife. These seemingly gentle giants are in fact, one of the most aggressive and dangerous creatures on Earth. So, the next time you think about cuddling with a baby hippo, think again.”
