Collect Warts. No, Seriously.
Welcome to I Got WART$, the most bizarre, outlandish, and downright strange NFT collection to ever hit the blockchain. Created by the one and only Andy Warthog, these 2,000 digital WART$ are more than just quirky collectibles—they’re your ticket into an ever-expanding, sci-fi-inspired universe where the strange is celebrated, and imperfection reigns supreme.
Each WART$ NFT is a one-of-a-kind digital artwork with its own unique traits. From the rarest of the rare to the delightfully common, these WART$ are here to bring some weirdness to your wallet. They’re alive (almost), they’re growing (sort of), and they’re definitely not what you’d expect from your typical NFT collection.
In the far reaches of space, beyond the moons of Jupiter, lies a peculiar celestial body—Verru, also known as the Planet of Wart$. It wasn’t always like this. Once an insignificant moon, it was transformed after a collision with an ice asteroid. From this chaotic event, an eerie mass of biological material began to expand, covered in strange, fleshy growths we now know as WART$.
These WART$ aren’t just lumps of cosmic oddities. They have life. They move. They multiply. Each one is a little stranger than the last, and now you can collect these bizarre digital growths as part of the I Got WART$ NFT series. Every WART$ has its own story, its own look, and its own… personality? We’ll let you decide.
In the farthest reaches of space, beyond the moons of Jupiter, a seemingly insignificant satellite named Lysithea was hit by a frozen asteroid—a collision that birthed something unsettling. Detached from the moon’s surface, a peculiar, hairy mass began to drift through space, eventually entering orbit around the sun. As it thawed, ancient bacteria hidden within awoke, consuming cosmic dust and organic material to grow at an alarming rate. This mysterious mass, now known as Verru, began spawning grotesque growths called Wart$, each pulsating with a strange, almost conscious energy.
The Wart$ didn’t just grow; they spread like a planetary virus, multiplying across Verru’s surface with eerie coordination. Scientists observed a unique intelligence in these fleshy formations, as if each Wart$ was aware of its place and purpose. They moved in clusters, interacted, and thrived, feeding on everything Verru encountered.
After covering the planet in an ecosystem of pulsing, alien life, the Wart$ grew restless. Following signals of warmth and life, they aimed for Earth, hoping to find new hosts. But upon arrival, they discovered the chaotic world of humans, beings they found both strange and compelling. The Wart$ settled in, attaching themselves to Earth’s discarded creatures—rats, strays, urban outcasts—and quietly observed humanity up close.
Through their unconventional hosts, the Wart$ found something captivating in human behavior: the endless need to be seen, the chaos of emotions, and the drama woven into daily life. Humans turned their struggles into stories, their conflicts into spectacles—a relentless theater that held the Wart$ in rapt fascination. Broadcasting their findings back to Verru, Earth’s tales became the ultimate show for the Wart$.
No longer needing to attach themselves to humans, the Wart$ became silent observers, drawn to humanity’s unending narratives. Today, every Wart$ NFT is a piece of this surreal cosmic phenomenon—a bizarre fragment of an alien world that has found its purpose in watching us. With each NFT, holders become part of this strange interstellar narrative, where the story of Planet Wart$ and the bizarre journey of its inhabitants continue to unfold.
We’re hoping to launch on Magic Eden, one of the premier Solana NFT marketplaces, with floor pricing set between 0.15-0.20 Solana. With 2,000 NFTs available at launch, including plenty of rare finds, now’s your chance to grab one of the weirdest, most exclusive collections in the NFT space.
Stay tuned for the official launch date—because trust us, you won’t want to miss this drop. When these WART$ hit the blockchain, they’re going to multiply fast (not literally, but you get the idea).
What’s next for the I Got WART$ universe? We’ve only just begun. As the Planet of Wart$ continues to grow (both figuratively and in our wild imaginations), we’ll be rolling out new NFTs, staking rewards, and even metaverse integrations, where you can showcase your digital WART$ in virtual galleries.
Ready to embrace the weird and join a community that celebrates the bizarre? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Telegram for updates, giveaways, and more. Don’t miss out on the latest from Andy Warthog and the I Got WART$ crew—because things are about to get even stranger.
Join us as we take digital art to the outer limits, one WART$ at a time.
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