That is why I promise to never, never, ever, never produce more than 300 pieces of any individual item. Mass production cheapens, and weakens the art experience. It takes away from the beautiful, special qualities that make each piece truly one-of-a-kind. With my pledge to you, you can be sure that you are getting an exclusive piece of artwork that won’t be seen everywhere.
When you see the same piece of art in every home decor store, it takes away that magical, fluttering feeling you should have. It’s like dating a clone, sure they may have the same features, but between you and me, it’s not the same. When you see that same piece of artwork hanging on your neighbor Tom’s wall, it’s like they’re saying “Look I have no taste, but at least I have something on my wall.”
“But what if I really love this piece and want to buy another one for my vacation home?” Well, tough luck. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. So, you better act fast before someone else snakes the last one.
Mass producing artwork is like taking a beautiful, majestic elephant and turning it into a cheap, sh*tty, plastic toy. I believe in creating treasure that lasts a lifetime, not just for a season. Now, if you feel offended because you’re entire apartment is decorated with some seasonal Target bullsh*t. Then don’t you worry your silly little head. You’ve come to the right place. Let me guide you away from a world filled with basic, unoriginality.
I, Andy (middle name to never be known) Warthog, solemnly swear to never sacrifice the integrity of my art by mass producing it. I promise to keep my production limited, so you can truly enjoy unique and exclusive pieces.
Anyways…come and explore my collections today, and grab a piece that you can truly call your own.
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